Suck On My Dick.
Not to be used in a litteral sense, but rather to be used as a way to 'rub it in.'
A: I didn't get a cut for skipping school today
B: I spent 3 hours doing my science midterm and i think i failed.
A: Ya, I got today to study. SOMD
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