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Somalisota 

Stare of Minnesota makes up one of the largest Somali diasporas in the US
A: I’m moving to Somalisota because we don’t have Islamic studies schools.
Somalisota by Abdi Mahad August 10, 2018

somalimobile 

The car that the majority of somalis drive in
Fact: In Canada the Somalimobile is a green dodge caravan or any dodge caravan
Me - Yo abdalla wut r u drivin today

abdulla - da somalimobile
somalimobile by warsame January 4, 2008
Somalis are an ethnic group that is indigenous to the Horn of Africa. They are a prehistoric mix of ancient North Africans (Afro-Asiatic) & Nilo-Saharans (Proto-Nilotes). They are beautiful/handsome people with dark reddish brown-skin, full lips, straight or aquiline noses, & straight, wavy, curly, or kinky hair. Ethnic Somalis are NOT Arabs they are Cushites who are indigenous East Africans. They are also pastoralists with rich ancient history.
Barkhad Cabdi, Iman Abdulmajid, Farmaajo, Amaal Nuux, & Ilhan Omar are all ethnic Somalis.
Somalis by Soomaaliya August 16, 2020

Soyalism 

An authoritarian government that needs to control the political and economic spectrum of a society, along with the people's thoughts and words. The means of production, distribution, exchange, all being owned by the community as a whole. Along with the idea that thoughts and words of every citizen needs to be regulated through violent means, as long as it in a group, since they are usually limp-wristed weaklings.
Soy: WE NEED TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND MAKE HATE SPEECH LAWS.
Normal person: So you practice Soyalism.
Soy: NO, MY FRIENDS AND I JUST CANT DEAL WITH WORDS AND THOUGHTS THAT DISAGREE WITH MINE, AND AN ECONOMY THAT DOESN'T PAY ME 100K A YEAR FOR A FEMINIST DANCE THEORY DEGREE.
Normal person: You and your friends sound like a bunch of children.
Soy: YOU'RE LUCKY THIS AREN'T 4 OF MY FRIENDS HERE OR YOU'D GET BEAT DOWN.
Soyalism by Hquasmstsw January 28, 2019

somaliman 

Derogatory term for a person with black skin.

Phrase originates from the Leicester area.
Check out that somaliman with the huge lips! I bet he was born at midnight.
somaliman by Dave Tiberius January 27, 2007

somalistani

1.Someone who loves pakistan a lot, but is sadly a somalian.

These type of people wish to marry a pakistani in the future.

2. A mixed race Somalian and Pakistani
Has issues with deep fried chicken and leather.
e.g

Sue was a somalistani
somalistani by purple30 January 7, 2013