After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion
2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
by Hammer and Sickle May 9, 2006
when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).
Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......
by Poon Toon April 10, 2008
The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.
Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018
When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.
Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.
by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009
by bigdirtay August 27, 2009
An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016