solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

solasexual by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star

I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual

sophsexual by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

sorbasexual 

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.

sorbasexual by NonBigotedConservative April 25, 2010

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Solisexual 

One who can only enjoy sexual acts with one singular, particular person. Has been unable to experience pleasure with all past sexual partners and cannot currently experience pleasure with any partner, with the exception of one particular person. Not to be confused with one who is against or dislikes sex with multiple partners (e.g. threesomes).

Janey has had sex with 10 guys in her life, but she can only enjoy it with Will. It's impossible for her to enjoy sex with anyone else being she is a Solisexual.

Solisexual by HandsomeGuapo October 29, 2020

SELLSEXUAL

Person which is attracted to selling his colleagues at the police station

My friend 60 years old friend often visits the police station, I think he is sellsexual

SELLSEXUAL by polikpolik November 17, 2022

Smolsexual 

Sexually attracted to josh dun and tyler joseph

Ppl1- "I am so smolsexual"
Ppl2- "I didnt know you knew tøp"
Ppl1 -"hell yea"

Smolsexual by Smol beans baby May 27, 2017