Shoosh 

Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!

I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!

Shoosh by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018

Shoosh Pap 

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

Shoosh Pap by mybanana May 24, 2013

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.

Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.

Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Shosh

The smartest, most amazing, beautiful, funny, loving, caring, responsible, competent girl ever to live. Always making other people smile, laugh, and love, she is a real pleasure to be around. She is the best girl any guy could ever ask for. She also has a real thing for pineapples (the world’s sexiest fruit). She has the most beautiful green eyes, redish-brown hair that has the most beautiful flow and texture,
and a smile that will make any bad day into your best. She also always knows exactly what to say to make your heart race or to brighten your mood, no matter how bad you feel. Any guy lucky enough to end up with her had better do what ever he can to keep her, because she is certainly not the girl you want to lose.

Yonita: Omg did you see that girl over there?! I hear she’s such a Shosh! Her boyfriend is such a lucky guy!!

Shosh by Yonishosh May 28, 2018

Shostakovich 

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.

Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........

Shostakovich by sergei amadeus van shosvivaldi June 20, 2020

Sohodolls 

Awesome electropop band from London. Formed in 2003, current lineup is Maya Von Doll on vocals, Toni Sailor on guitar and Weston Doll on keyboard. Released their terrific debut album 'Ribbed Music For The Numb Generation' in 2007. Their songs "Stripper" and "I'm Not Cool" have appeared on Gossip Girl.

Electropop Sohodolls

Sohodolls by EuroTrash101 July 23, 2011