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Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011
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Schnellback 

A long line of German and Czechoslovakian blood that is extremely lucky. Not to be confused with Schwartzenegger or Schellenbach.
Drip drip drip that Schnellback all over ya!
Schnellback by Martin McFly March 10, 2015

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.
Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...
Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010
Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.
Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."
To schneak somone is to in a bad/cunning way steal something or in a personal way, perform an action for your own personal gain/advantage, usually at the cost of the "victim"

The verb verson of the word Schneaky (To be sneaky)
- Oh my god, Philip Han over there schneaked your wallet!
schneak by Philip Han April 15, 2007