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Soggy Biscuits 

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
Soggy Biscuits by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

soggy biscut 

A circle masturbation in which every one ejaculates on a cookie. The last person to cum is forced to eat the cookie.
"Wanna play soggy biscut at my house this weekend?"
"You sick fag!!"
soggy biscut by Fred Pizza May 18, 2006

Soggy Biscuits 

A term to that is used to refer to the band Limp Biscuit in a derogatory way.
Soggy biscuits cannot play tonight because they are in the backstage playing a game.
Soggy Biscuits by Breiswrong December 22, 2017

Soggy.biscut 

Yo, look at soggy.biscut over there
Soggy.biscut by The.koolaidman_ December 18, 2019

Soggy Biscuits 

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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