When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.
by Charles Footpenis February 9, 2011
An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.
by Cashese May 31, 2009
When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
by Charles8675309 August 21, 2011
1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 8, 2008
Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.
by Rick_Malone March 28, 2018
Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.
by Tyler G. February 21, 2009
Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020