soggy ear

When a man ejacuates into his partners ear in an act of true, primal sexual desire.

Will gave her a soggy ear.
"Imma give 'er a soggy ear tonight"
"I can't hear, cause you came in my ear!"

"Hey babe, you wanna get a soggy ear?"

soggy ear by Dandieliondick April 13, 2014

soggy meme 

A meme that does not quite reach the standards of the typical dank meme and has little to no success.

Alisha opens up Photoshop to make a meme. It turns out soggy. It is a soggy meme. No one is happy.

soggy meme by A person who's bored November 6, 2016

Soggy G 

A girl’s body shape that you can’t define but you just find unattractive

She’s got a good face but her body is soggy G

Soggy G by Ursnacker March 12, 2020

soggy cottonbottoms 

Sweaty underwear

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

soggy cottonbottoms by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009

Saggerbombs 

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.

Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!

Saggerbombs by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009

Soggy Rat 

Use this toward a person you hate. A Soggy Rat is a guy that thinks hes cool but hes actually gay and retarded. They are mostly ugly and hairy and smell terrible, its the best thing to say to that one hoe or man whore you cant stand or use it as a nick name, the possiblilitys are endless with this one!

Ewwww look at that dude hes crusty and soggy at the same time what a Soggy Rat everyone run for your lives.

Soggy Rat by gianna7511 October 5, 2018

siggeret 

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.

#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!

siggeret by Telephony March 17, 2013