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Hardened while softening a hard one 

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
A verb "to soft" , describing an act of prematurely merging a Pull request into a branch. Sometimes used as a direct synonym to merging a Pull requset.

Past tense - "softed"
1. PR has been softed. - The pull request has been merged to the branch
2. let's soft it . - let's merge this pull request into a branch.
3. Softing this PR would block the release on develop. - merging this pull request to develop branch would block the release.
Softing by Mexican Jackie chan November 22, 2019
A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.
"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"
Softing by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015

shitening 

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.
Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.
shitening by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

shortening 

Solid fat used to make pastry.
I don't eat shortening based products anymore.
shortening by manulojose November 4, 2014

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