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softballer
A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011
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suck a softball through a straw
Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014
National kiss a softball player day
A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏
November 12th
November 12th
National kiss a softball player day by Bon Martin October 24, 2019
softball booty
A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.
Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."
softball booty by tipshades June 9, 2018
softball player
A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve stripes.
softball player by Jessie Fay October 28, 2008
softball
softball by jesse koepal September 14, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.