Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"
Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"
Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"
Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"
Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"
by Bimsta October 10, 2009
an Alcoholic beverage. This drink has nine liquors on the team. They all go down easy. at the bottom, there is a pierced cherry.
by SanAntonioBartender June 20, 2009
A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"
Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!
by CAM LEGG May 3, 2007
by savagery05 April 25, 2017
When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.
Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"
Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."
Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."
by Banks246 August 5, 2008
Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
by Venix May 28, 2014
Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.
by thesingleshot April 24, 2010