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A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.

This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.

They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.

You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.

You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.

You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
by Dannybuoy1 August 24, 2006
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