sofa-ed 

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

sofa-ed by bushbabie from miss whiplash March 27, 2007

eye m sofa king we todd ed 

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

eye m sofa king we todd ed by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

I am sofa king we todd ed 

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

I am sofa king we todd ed by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed 

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed by Rick May 18, 2004

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed 

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed by StatenIslander December 30, 2007