SOFA

Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."

Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!

by mfcrunchy2 April 4, 2009

SOFA

Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.

"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"

by ElkTwin May 2, 2006

SOFA

Acronym for "Son of a Fucking ASshole;" common misinterpretations include SOB, "son of a bitch" when he's really a son of a fucking asshole.

A man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.

"How does a person participate in saving the world and then turn around and act like such a gd SOFA?"
"You spiteful SOFA I wish I believed it sooner!"

by RoadBell November 26, 2013

SOFA

Southern Oregon Fat Ass, a man or woman from southern Oregon who is extremely fat.

Holy shit, did you see the size of that SOFA biotch? She must miss the herd back at the farm.

by Eilantha December 28, 2010

SOFA

Sweater Over Fat Ass

Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge

That Yankee's jersey is a SOFA on her.

by leaffan67 November 14, 2010

SOFA

Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away

Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.

Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.

by deemuny September 14, 2012

SOFA

(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss

When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.

by Big Daddy DJC May 14, 2006