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Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Sodomizin Sam 

A man more commonly known as the Sodomizing Sidekick, alter- ego and henchman of the Fellatio Fag Fairy.
Sodomizin Sam definitely got his man this time; he's covered in cum all over.
Sodomizin Sam by Tronathon January 24, 2007

Sodomining 

A portmanteau of the words "Sodomizing," and "Mining," originating from the fact that sodomy is often referred to as "mining for little nuggests of poo."
"While I was sodomining your mum last night, I couldn't help but notice my foreskin was an effective tool for trapping tiny bits of poo."

"Would you like to go Sodomining?"
"Sodomining? Don't you mean sodomizing?"
"Yes, but you have a dirty arse and I expect a few nuggets."

"While my boyfriend was sodomizing me last night, I didn't feel bad that I hadn't washed, because he didn't even have the courtesy to give me a reach-around. Sodomizing? SodoMINING more like! Poor man."

"I haven't even sodomined a woman before."
Sodomining by bilegut November 18, 2009

somazing 

a combo of SO & AMAZING

many times used by a girl named laura..

follow her on twitter @super8_LawRa
that is all..
bob~ laura u r so amazing
laura~ u mean SOMAZING

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!