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plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

Soddering 

An incorrect term for 'soldering', usually used by idiots, or people with 'labtop' computers.

Soldering is the process of joining metals with by using heat to melt a filler metal. Soldering is often used for making electrical connections in electronics, as well as being used in other metalwork.
"I need some more sodder for my soddering iron"
"Sod off."
Soddering by Andrew Yarrow March 13, 2009
Sodjer Slang word equivalent to policeman, which is mainly used in Scotland.
But these sodjers man if ye're no a fucking millionaire or else talk with the right voice, they dont give a fuck.
sodjer by Aina February 14, 2008
1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.
"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"
slodger by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007

soderquist 

Somebody who can make the most attractive of people orgasm with the intensity of a thousand blazing suns.
He was such a Soderquist in bed! I want to fuck him every day!
soderquist by HotFudgeTuesday March 7, 2016

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers 

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.
Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.