Jones Soda co. 

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.

jones soda co. is the best

Jones Soda co. by dusty August 7, 2004

soda condom

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.

Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."

soda condom by Deeniwella April 8, 2010

soda condom

a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.

that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.

soda condom by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Princess Orange Soda Company 

A very popular soda company in the Mushroom Kingdom. It used to be only sold at Mario Kart races to audiences, but went worldwide.

The Princess Orange Soda Company makes the best Orange Soda!

Princess Orange Soda Company by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

contour soda 

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

contour soda by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

cold soda 

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

cold soda by ##40 April 18, 2017

College Soda 

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)

"Yo, Let's go pound some college soda!"

College Soda by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009