Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, wool socks are bad news.
The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
Often found in the form of a cotton male crew-cut stocking, though other forms have been improvised.