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Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
by Honest Abe March 24, 2005
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A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
by Taco January 30, 2004
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Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
by scumqueen October 21, 2005
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"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
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A Ho that like to do crack!
by Show February 06, 2005
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A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"
Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.
by evil robaroo July 10, 2008
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A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
by Suzy Creamcheeze July 09, 2009
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