sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

sock badger by Matt February 27, 2005

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Sockbadger

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

Sockbadger by Bobin August 4, 2005

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