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something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.
by Slick Willie May 28, 2003
A protocol for handling TCP traffic through a proxy server. It can be used with virtually any TCP application, including Web browsers and FTP clients. It provides a simple firewall because it checks incoming and outgoing packets and hides the IP addresses of client applications.

There are two main versions of SOCKS -- V4 and V5. V5 adds an authentication mechanism for additional security. There are many freeware implementations of both versions. One of the most common V5 implementations is SOCKS5, developed by NEC.
Before I attempted to hack that server, I connected through multipe SOCKS proxies.
by Qbert July 30, 2004
1. The name for a man's unmentionables (synonyms: balls, penis)
2. The things that go on your feet that you can NEVER find the match to (synonyms: foot covers, foot tubes)
I couldn't find my other blue socks.
by slangtalker October 22, 2010
1. An evil race of alien masterminds.

2. A item of clothing for the feet.

3. The thing that mothers dread washing.

4. A low budget condom.

1. "The world has been overrun by socks."

2. "These socks are fucking incredible."

3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"

4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.
by mykitchendoor April 14, 2008
proper noun: Former president Clinton's Cat.
Screw that dog Buddy, Ya'll know Socks is the shnizz
by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003
Being parred off.

Originated: Parred -> Paired (Peared) -> Paired like socks -> socks
Girl: You have a tiny cock man wtf
Guy: ffs thats socks!
by Ed and Kieran May 29, 2012
Some Other Cunt's Kid

The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.
"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"A what?"
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
by The Davo July 08, 2010
Title of a hard-hitting, original crime novel by Penn Jillette (the louder, bigger half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller), containing raw, realistic imagery that remains burned in one's mind long after mere disturbing dreams have been forgotten.
Got my copy of *Sock* today and just can't stop reading it.
by Rachaelle July 22, 2004