something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.
by Slick Willie May 28, 2003
Something nobody can ever find
Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....
by cawos April 05, 2008
a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet
He has about 3 socks on this board.
by Carmen October 24, 2003
n.
1. A piece of cloth hosiery for one's foot, usually constructed of cotton.
2. A term for an inverted anus that hangs from the buttocks, resulting from years of anal sex and abuse.

v.
1. To hit forcefully; punch.
n.
1. Before I put on my shoes, I put on my socks.
2. As a consequence of years of anal pounding, Bruce's asshole is now a droopy, withered sock

v.
1. If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to sock you.
by Rew January 07, 2005
A pair of footwear. One of them usually go missing in the wash...
Annie! It's the Lint Monster again! He's stolen our socks!
by Erin Wolf The Werewolf December 27, 2003
A condom.
"Dude, she's a ho, you'd better use a sock."
by x January 22, 2003
To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
by Alden Crissey February 03, 2009
you put it on your foot...
i hate wearing socks, but its the cool thing to do!...now if only i was cool.
by tim October 22, 2003

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