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social assassin 

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.
Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.
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Social Asshole 

noun or adjective

An asshole who cares little or not at all about how his dim lit thoughts and behaviours affect others

Lacking ordinary social regard, adaptability, and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered thoughts or behaviours.
See related - Fucktard

Psychology. A person of low order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships or community.
Not limited to these examples;

someone cutting in line, trying to milk the system by giving shit to someone who doesn't deserve and expecting to recieve something free, an upgrade, or a refund out of it is a social asshole

Reckless drivers and drunk drivers who hurt things they hit, impatient and obnoxious drivers -they all cause social harm and annoyment; they are said to be social assholes or fucktards, depending on the severity of the harm caused (hit a cyclist or pedestrian = fucktard, hit a tree or run people of the roads = social asshole)

polluting, littering, driving an SUV in the city, prejudice, aggressivemess in public view, thieving, exploiting ... the list goes on...
Social Asshole by jawn the baptist September 21, 2008

Social Assurancer 

a) A person of optimism, that offers a pledge or guarantee of self confidence, in a social setting, to one that needs it.
b) A person in the social media world that is free from doubt, and is certain about something.
I Love My Social Assurancer, because he’s my rock; my go-to-when I’m need of confidence and hope, to get me through some rough patches in life.
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024

Social Assurancer 

a) a confident person that inspires someone else on social media, or, in a social setting.
b) one who is free from doubt and can offer a guarantee or pledge, on social media, or in a social setting.
I Love my Social Assurancer ! He is my go-to and gives me hope whether I’m online or in a group!
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024

Social Assurancer 

a) a self confident person who instills hope, is free from doubt, and offers those attributes to another person in a social setting, or, on social media.
If it weren’t for my Social Assurancer helping me navigate my social life, both on and off the internet, life would be much harder. He helps get me through my rough patches of life.
Social Assurancer by FoolsWisdom January 31, 2024

Social Assurancer 

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.
Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.

Social Assurancer 

Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.

2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.
I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.