social security sex 

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

social security sex by pink champagne July 28, 2010

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency 

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency by Synoryth November 5, 2009

Social & Sexual Chillin' 

The parameters of various interpersonal interactions during one's downtime, either separately or together, i.e. socially chill with homies, sexually chillin with a partner (regardless of preference), or Socially & Sexually Chillin with your FWB or speed dial booty call combining the best elements of both for an ultimate chillaxin experience.

"They & I have similar opinions on Social & Sexual Chillin'. I mean, spending your downtime with someone who is fun to talk to AND you can have hot, sweaty, naked fun without unnecessary emotional drama sounds like the ULTIMATE way to enjoy your free time!"

Social & Sexual Chillin' by anonymous May 4, 2021

sexy-social intelligence

Having a great understanding of the social implications of sex. Knowing how to make somebody attracted to you means you have a high sexy-social intelligence.
A person with high sexy-social intelligence often has a very healthy sexuality.
Differs from sexual intelligence because it doesn't concentrate about how to have sex, but how to get it.

Jane: Lisa has loads of casual sex, but isn't a total slut!
Isabelle: Yeah, she has high sexy-social intelligence, so she dates loads of attractive decent men, and doesn't get used or degraded.

Mark: My friend Stanley always brings home two chicks when we hang out in bars!
John: How the schuzzbuckler does he manage such feats?
Mark: He has a really high sexy-social intellgence, I guess.

sexy-social intelligence by Yames August 20, 2014

Socialsert

A social media post designed to insert a person into a news event that has nothing to do with said person in an effort to make the news event all about such (e.g., a photo of you at Notre Dame the day Notre Dame catches on fire; a shirtless photo of you with a French flag overlay on the day Paris was attacked by terrorists; a photo of you at a Lakers game on the day Kobe Bryant dies).

Khalid just posted a socialsert to Facebook about Kobe Bryant's death

Socialsert by BHJ17 January 27, 2020