sobrenity 

1.n. serene sobriety 2. n. sober serenity

My therapist cancelling on me the day my dog died was no help at all to my sobrenity.

sobrenity by Paul Casmus September 29, 2003

Sobrenity 

When a person who has achieved sobriety experiences serenity.

I have been sober for several months and I'm at total piece with myself and the world around me. I have "sobrenity." Life is good! (sobriety + serenity = sobrenity)

Sobrenity by Alvin Hoglan May 28, 2007

Sobresity 

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

Sobresity by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

soberility 

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

soberility by jjd097 November 11, 2006

sobrevity

Abbreviated sobriety, sober during working hours
Sobrevitist - person who is sober only during working hours

College is the accepted time for sobrevity.

sobrevity by Jana Silva March 20, 2007