Top Definition
When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
by Kyle Sobkowicz November 16, 2007
A game that involves drawing the male genitalia on cars. The more valuable the car, the more points it is worth.
Rob: Do you want to play soap dick later?
Anthony: You already know.
by Nizz McNizz October 21, 2011
A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis
by Th3rd July 10, 2015

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