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That's so wet 

People say this when something is amazing... or when something awesome happens.
Jake: Dude did you see that drum solo..
Paul: yeah dude, That's so wet!
That's so wet by paulieD H. May 17, 2012

your so wet 

When a friends says something like let's read a book you would be like your so wet if your not really a nerd
your so wet by FFS234O5 November 6, 2020

butt cheeks are so wet 

when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.
this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!
(n.) Contraction for "SOuth WEstern TOwnships"


A slum in South Africa where poor blacks were forced to go under apartheid. The source of many riots and bombings, it has come to be what has defined Johannesbourg and South Africa.
Soweto is the ultimate shithole. I implore all the people who think they're oppressed, particularly those 'in da hood' to go there to see what being held down is really like, pussies.
soweto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

The Upper West Side Soweto 

Vampire Weekend.
"What genre of music do you listen to?"

"The Upper West Side Soweto, it's great."

Soweto necklace 

A tire forced over the head/torso of an unwitting victim, dowsed in kerosene and set alight, whilst watching locals whoop and holler in frenzied excitement. Often happens to tourists/expats who unintentionally wander into the wrong district of Johannesburg, Brazzaville, Pointe Noire etc.
Trev "did you hear what hapened to Brice last night?"

Welsh Dave "no, what?"

Trev "he went out to get a KFC bucket and his moped broke down, he ended up getting a soweto necklace - cops managed to identify him from his dentures this morning"

Welsh Dave "shit dude, what happened to the KFC bucket meal?"
Soweto necklace by Mark Barber October 22, 2012