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1.
A suitcase nuke designed to fit in a woman's snizz
It appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.
by lordbuffington April 01, 2007
 
2.
South Park invention: A remotely-detonated nuclear briefcase bomb especially designed to fit in a woman's snizz.
Hillary Clinton had a snuke hidden up her snatch.
by ericmt March 31, 2007
 
3.
A suitcase nuclear device which is designed to be hidden in a woman's snizz
"Miss Clinton it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz"
by b33r March 29, 2007
 
4.
Suitcase nuke. Small enough to fit in a very wide gap.
There's a snuke in Hil-Dog's snatch.
by Bill2 March 28, 2007
 
5.
A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.
CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."
by improviduto March 28, 2007
 
6.
When you either accidentally or deliberately to be ironic type "smile" with your right hand on the wrong keys.

Originated in text-based MUDs in the 90s where users would type commands into the console to "emote."
Example 1.

Person 1: I love you so much, dearest.
Person 2: Sweet! *SNUKE*

Example 2.

"say I just slayed that level 50 dragon!"
You say: I just slayed that level 50 dragon!

"Hrothgar: snuke"
Hrothgar tries to type "smile" but his hands are on the wrong keys!
by Shiggity & Trionna February 29, 2012
 
7.
a brief-case nuclear device, modified to fit in a womans snatch, to be sef off via remote.
Recently on on South Park, Hillary Clinton was found to have a snuke in her snatch
by Redhawk23 March 29, 2007