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snudger originated around Birmingham University c. 2004, and means to sniff the seat of someone, usually female, after they have finished sitting on it. Favourite targets include bicycle seats (think about it) and bar stools. Also a term of abuse/endearment, depending on the recipient.
'"Cor," ejaculated William, "Miss has been sitting on that seat all day and it's the middle of July, why don't you go and snudge it, Fatty?" from 'William goes Snudging', by Richmal Crompton
snudger by I'd rather not say... January 21, 2005

i'm snugged 

ex.1 john move out of the chair no man i'm snugged
ex.2 i'm snugged in my bed

Smudged Crossword 

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
Smudged Crossword by theredfella January 25, 2016
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
Comfortably High, usually on Marijuana.

When you're Snugged it's the perfect time for a cup of hot sweet Tea and some comfy YouTube videos.
Mate I smoked a Q and got Snugged AF last night, ended up binging every Pyrocynical video and passing out on the couch.
Snugged by ChatChatterson October 12, 2019
The art of double inhaling using both the nose and mouth.
Fuck, ill have to go and snudge her office chair
snudge by Satan Abdul Jabar March 25, 2003