A dog,usually of the Irish Wolfhound breed. They are fed tumours, which lodge in their throat, causing them to
fail to make any sound except grumbling guttural noises. Snobbish hounds appear to be smothered in tar and are commonly mistaken for
toxic chemical spills. Their hind legs are nearly alway broken (should they be born with any) and they are bred by Captain BigglesWorth, the
happy-
go-lucky homeless millionaire with a knack for destroy anything he touches, physically, mentally and spiritually.