snow plower 

giving two hand jobs and a blow job while taking it up the ass

yo i gave jimmys mom a nice snow plower

snow plower by 63456csxggg February 19, 2008

Snow Plowed 

When the snow is melting, you're waiting for a bus (or walking down the sidewalk) and the snow plow comes by. If you're lucky you have time to run behind the bush shelter, if not... blammo!!!! Head to toe drenched with chunks of ice and freezing cold water.

Man I hate this time of year, waiting for a bus means you totally run the risk of being snow plowed!!!

Snow Plowed by Dani-wu January 5, 2009

snow plowed 

To get plowed or drunk when it is snowing out.

Student 1: Dude tomorrows classes are cancelled.

Student 2: YES! Lets get snow plowed tonight

snow plowed by UconnHusky69 May 25, 2012

Snow plowed 

Putting cocaine on your asshole and then getting fucked in the ass.

Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!

Snow plowed by Crownie420 July 15, 2014

Gas Powered Snow Blower 

When you put cocaine in a hookers butthole and she farts it up into your nose

She gave me a gas powered snow blower last night

Gas Powered Snow Blower by lilnasy6969 April 28, 2022

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022