n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!
Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"
Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"
Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"
Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"
Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"
by drew3782 April 9, 2010
by DerDreD May 9, 2019