snoregasm 

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.

1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.

snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008

snoregasm 

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

snoregasm by JDMGio December 23, 2009

simultaneous snoregasm 

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

simultaneous snoregasm by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

snoregasm 

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.

Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.

snoregasm by subversive monkey February 14, 2012

snoregasm 

The mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. Typically found in Las Vegas hotel rooms and frat house basements.

I had such a snoregasm after I played craps until 9:00 AM last night.

snoregasm by CPatch January 26, 2005

snoregasm 

an invisible orgasm. also known as a boregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

did you cum?

"yes"

wow, that was a total snoregasm. please leave.

snoregasm by tensacross January 24, 2011

snoregasbord 

When someone snores all night long and won't stop even when poked many tiimes. This person has several different sounds coming from the mouth and nose and at diferent volumes with no consistent patterns.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because my fucking wife snored all night long, she was having one hell of a snoregasbord.

snoregasbord by Skutch54 August 19, 2011