Snooty Karen

An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.

My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.

by andrewmarshall10 November 22, 2018

Snooty Call

a pretentious booty call

he called me in the middle of the night and was like lets watch a six hour hungarian documentary & bang. such a snooty call!

by Dsnappzzzzzz September 7, 2013

Snooty bitch

A person of female gender who acts better than you and thinks she is above you because of her perceived knowledge is more vast than yours.

She's not worth your time, man. She is just another snooty bitch.

by Connager75 May 11, 2014

Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017

Dickishly Snooty

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

by ninjo May 5, 2010

snootie snatch

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San

John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched

by Dreamy San November 23, 2022

Snooty Gristle

The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip

I seen Tammies snooty Gristle... I'll never want to touch it smell it or see it again

by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017