snoid

Someone (usually a man) who gets off by sniffing other people's bicycle seats or chair bottoms.

Did you see that creeptastic snoid sniffing around the bike racks after class?

by Holliwood123 April 26, 2007

snoid

Something that crawls up your ass.

"Don't be a fucking snoid!" i.e., don't crawl up my ass and be a pain.

by micah towery November 9, 2006

snoid

A greasy, reggae-listening-to, pot-smoking middle class white fool.

"Yo, you wanna go smoke out with Brendon?"

"Nah, i can't hang with that snoid."

by weak_sauce87 May 9, 2008

snoid

Someone who is both a pseudo-intellectual and a snob. These people usually have personality defects and a superiority complex.

Danny was a real snoid at school. Now he's an accountant and goes to Rotary meetings at the weekends.

by Dr Grimace December 2, 2012

snoid

MOV slang for: TONIGHT

"When?"
"SNOID, fool, SNOID!"

by brooke October 5, 2003

Snoid

Dwarfish sub-human creature that dwells in the sewer

Don’t stand near the sewer grate, or a snoid will get you

by George Miles December 11, 2005

Snoid

verb; to screw over or be screwed over. One can get snoided by karma, in that you did something bad, and are paying the price for it. Usually one is snoided by their own stupidity. conversely, you can snoid someone else by making sure that they are screwed.

I wasn't thinking, and got snoided during rush hour by insane amounts of traffic.

I was playing football, and I caught an interception, with 70 yards clear for me to run a touchdown. However, I did a really long victory dance, and was tackled by the other team, who stole the ball back from me, and recovered all lost yardage. Due to my own stupidity, I was snoided.

by Furmanizer October 13, 2009