Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.
by R Wilson June 13, 2011
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when someone rejects, neglects or leaves you for something stupid. influenced by dark snide (FAG)
twitchen004 pulled a dark snide on me for farming!
by aashay February 16, 2008
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Something or someone that doesnt deserve a second look
wow, you mum is uber-snide in the sack
by liam byrom October 1, 2003
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Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2010
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snide buying something that is snide, snidey gear, fake clothes. Bullying someone, like that was just snide.
That’s a nice Tshirt, how much did it cost, only a few quid it snide.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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Someone how is 2 faced and bitchy or called Millie , liv and Izzy
“You see that girl? She’s sooo snide no wonder she’s called Millie.”
by Fffshhhehe November 11, 2020
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Snide is North East slang for Fake. Often referring to fake clothes, friends and sh
He has a snide gucci belt!
by Loading........... February 18, 2019
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