when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does
Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.
#sneeze #tease #sneeze tease #cock block #hitler
by Djokomofo December 10, 2009
Top Definition
The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.
I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.
#fake sneezing #fugazi sneezing #quasi sneezing #pretentious sneezing #pretend sneezing
by Patio furniture March 05, 2006
An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.
As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)
#sneezetease #cock tease #sneezer #sneezing #sneeze
by Livvie January 20, 2007
A girl that sneezes, but does it in such a way as to sound feminine, so as to still be "attractive" to the boys. Instead of the deep, loud kind, it comes out high pitched and squeeky, dainty if you will.
When Samantha sneezed, it sounded like a bird chirping. What a sneeze tease.
#samantha sneeze #sneezy #dainty-sneeze #cutesy sneeze #little sneeze
by Anonymous576 March 16, 2006
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