Snarted 

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

Snarted by vmrose August 22, 2007

Snarted 

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

Snarted by Be4no February 23, 2015

Sneeart 

When a human being sneezes and farts at the same time.

Michael was sitting at his desk when he sneearted.

Sneeart by Mysterious Wonder January 11, 2010

snarted 

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

snarted by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

snarted 

the act of sneezing and farting at the same time

she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!

snarted by AGZ123 May 19, 2008

snarted 

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

snarted by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

stewarted

Is the act of driving and hitting something your completely oblivious to on the road. Then proceeding to keep driving like it never happened

Man, your really "Stewarted" that stop sign, maybe I should drive home from the bar

stewarted by the Famous fister August 15, 2014