A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.
by Ric C May 23, 2005
A smart ass remark made by wanna be hipsters who think they cloak their douchebaggery in a self important sense of fey cleverness and ironic witticism.
Usually those who make "snarky" remarks , can expect to receive a punch to the face , which usually results in cries of injustice, inevitably leading to an apology for bleeding all over the aggressors shirt after being punched again for being a whiny little bitch.
That hipster douchebag made some snarky remark , so I punched him in his skinny pants face. He started crying so I hit him again, then he apologized for bleeding all over my shirt like the little bitch he is.
by VousEnculez April 16, 2009
A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it.
by AfterBirth April 15, 2006
Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.
by WWGFD May 6, 2009
by Honkydorie July 3, 2016
A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.
by marekhud July 14, 2010
In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""
In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""
In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.
by Thuhsecksmacheen April 30, 2016