snarcophagus 

A burial crypt for ancient Egyptian teens who were killed for having a bad attitude.

"The hieroglyphics on the snarcophagus seem to have been written by the boy's parents; it reads 'we brought him into the world, and we took him out of it too.'"

snarcophagus by Ashpenaz February 4, 2010

Sarcophagus 

An ancient egyption artifact made by men thousands of years ago were body's were kept after someone died. The sarcophagus were kept in pyramids which held treasures.

P1: I found a sarcophagus in a pyramid yesterday.

P2: TOTS AMAZ!!!!!!!

P1: IKR

Sarcophagus by Old man that lives under a wel February 29, 2016

Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

Concrete Sarcophagus by Salviati May 1, 2011

Milwaukee Sarcophagus 

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee

Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Milwaukee Sarcophagus by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020

sarcophagus 

coffin where dead peeps stay

ummm...a coffin..i dont kno!

sarcophagus by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003

Narcophagus 

The shitty old crack house a washed up drugalo owns by virtue of his pathetic pseudo friends and concubines, he thinks he will be able to sell it one day but where then will get grow old and die? Oops too late.

"Did you see, the for sale sign on Davids house was taken down? Do you think he actually sold his Narcophagus after all?"
No bitch, that drugalo gonna die in that fine example of narchitechure!

Narcophagus by Ladyerquiaga December 16, 2022

the sarcophagus 

The newest great way to have sex. The male lies on his back and the female lies on top of him, also on her back while she moves up and down on her sexy man's shaft. This allows for the male to stimulate the female to double orgasm. Orgasms have been known to be so powerful they create a vibrating facial sensation. The mount may be tricky, but once you're on, its a great ride.

note: Its also a great option when you are both on very little sleep, but are still very horny.

"let's go camping and do the sarcophagus in our sleeping bag"

"m: doggy style? f: how about the sarcophagus?"

the sarcophagus by DctrG May 15, 2010