fish-slapper 

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

fish-slapper by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011

fish slapper 

a goat fucking ho on a guitar building forum

fish slapper by Anonymous September 22, 2003

fish slapper 

tsl is a homo fish slapper

fish slapper by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Snapped Off A Big Fish 

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

Snapped Off A Big Fish by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

Snapperfish 

When a Girl who is usually nice and happy turns snappy or smart ass!

Dude, Danielle sure was a little snapperfish today.....

Snapperfish by Buck Owens August 30, 2010

Fishy Slapper 

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

Fishy Slapper by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007