| 1. | Snapped Off A Big Fish | ||
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A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake. Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
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