dude: “damn, that crackhead’s banned from the store?”
other dude: “yeah but he stands in the door and asks us to grab him a pepsi because he’s not technically in the store”
other dude: “lool he’s shakin it”
the action of unexpectedly tossing a girlssalad while she thinks you are simply going to eat her out.
Mitch- "what did you do with random ho you met at the bar last night?"
Wess- "well i started eating her out and i just got the urge so i snaked it down to the ass hole."
When two gay menone uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.