The act of inserting your penis into a woman's anal cavity, simultaneously sticking your hand into her vagina in the opposite direction, and proceeding to whack off, ejaculating inside of her.

(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)

"Man, I gave Stacy's Mom her first Bulgarian Snakehole last night!"

Bulgarian Snakehole by Harry Dickens March 19, 2010

Get merch

Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

Stakeholder by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

Get merch

stakeholder savage

When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.

"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."

stakeholder savage by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

Get merch

snarkhole

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.

I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.

snarkhole by TedIII March 12, 2008

Get merch

Shuffle