smokefoot 

A black person. When black people used to be slaves they would walk around barefoot on the hot ground and their feet would appear to be smoking.

Look at that smokefoot nigger over there picking cotton. Someone broke into the liquor store last night. Well it was probably a smokefoot who did it.

smokefoot by Bospost November 22, 2011

snakeopotamus 

The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.

"That lady put Jell-O in my socks. She had awfully big teeth, I'll bet she was a snakeopotamus."

snakeopotamus by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009

Sparefooting 

Verb:
Sparefooting is the act of riding an elevator for just one floor. This act becomes even more egregious when the elevator is going downward.

John on the 5th floor: "Man having that smoke sure wore me out."
Mark: "I hear you - let's sparefoot it down to four."
John: "Won't sparefooting make us look lazy?"
Mark: "Only to those people who don't know how hard it is to walk down that flight of stairs."

*ding*

Sparefooting by Jippydo January 28, 2014

Snakebook 

The use of Facebook to snake your way into somebody's undercrackers, preferable tactic is to stitch up somebody else you know to be interested in the female (probably your best mate) and put yourself in the frame instead.

That little git Neil has just slid in on Snakebook and hijacked that bird I was tapping up.

Oh well, she had a face like a dropped meat pie anyway...

Snakebook by MikeMilligan July 4, 2008

Snakebooking 

The process of using facebook to perv on young, hot girls wearing very little.

Si: "Mate look at the cans on this lass"
Paul: "Mate your always snakebooking, pervy cunt"

Snakebooking by kingsnakebooker October 29, 2010

Snakemolt 

The act of masturbating and letting the semen dry. When the semen is dry it is then peeled off like a molting snake.

Vlad's cum dribbled out of his penis, but planned to used it as lube for his back to back jerking sessions. However he became distracted by FFXIV and it dried. He then peeled the dried snakemolt off of his cock.

Snakemolt by vladimirdevora May 14, 2011

Snakefarting 

Sticking a snake up your ass then sharting it back out.

Dude you know what I did with Linda last night? Let's just say she was Snakefarting all night!

Snakefarting by DickKickem101 April 28, 2017