Snailtok

TikToks referencing the popular internet dilemma “would you want immortality if a snail that kills you on touch is always chasing you”. These often include references to the snail finding you when you’re off your guard or you accepting the snails touch after millions of years. Will often include debates on how unstoppable the snail is in the comments, but it never results in a clear decision.

“I am too fucking deep in snailtok please help”

Snailtok by Hełp October 21, 2021

snailtrail 

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.

Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.

snailtrail by Seeg June 3, 2006

snailtrail 

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.

stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!

snailtrail by jed and deb August 21, 2005

Snaily 

the god of all snails. Only Hailey can be Snaily. Professionally known as "ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy"

1) did you see Snaily over there? IM SHOOK
2) Wow look at Snaily! I wish I was her!
3) did you see ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy on TV the other day? IM SHOOK

Snaily by hSHOOKcc November 28, 2016

snilty 

The guilty, sneaky, cheeky smoke. Specifically cigarettes.

A: Linda is such a hypocrite. She scolds us for smoking, but I saw her having a snilty the other day!

snilty by 5v3rr1 March 6, 2021

Snalty 

To be salty about the Google snake game.

Olivia is just snalty again.

Snalty by chingchong3000 May 10, 2019

Snailternity 

The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.

Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.

Snailternity by navidad May 13, 2014