"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"
Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."
Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"
Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."
Bartender: Sure. (Starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
Restaurant Server: (walking by) Oops, looks like you had a snackcident!