based off of the Roman Caesar Smyticus "The Jew" (ruled from 350-300 BC)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow
Turn away Bobby, we dont want to upset the Smyticus.
by breakdown January 28, 2004
A boy that looks like he is jewish.
Dang- look at that boy. It looks like he is wearing a yamika. Smyticus!
by sllllllut January 27, 2004