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Smargles 

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
Smargles by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

smuggles 

1) JDogs Last Name

2) A substance used to help a person control their erge to be with someone.

3) A Pill that is taken to help you to get someone off your mind when they just seem to always be there no matter what happens...helps ya cope with the feelings in your heart.

4) A type of Candy .... that melts when near warm areas...used in passionate times

5) An intense Hug that is mixed into a cuddle, but is very emotional and intense for a woman...

6) A type of Pad for woman who have made it to their time of the month.
Varrah said she needed some Smuggles.
smuggles by Jeremiah_Dodds December 24, 2008

turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

Smurgleflurfin 

Smur·gle·flur·fin

Using an octopi such as a octopus, squid, or cuddle fish as a hat or a back pack while sucking on the tentacle of the octopi.
1. It's a great day go to go smurgleflurfin!

2. I wish we had a octopus so we could go smurgleflurfin,

3. If we go smurgleflurfin do you want to come?
Smurgleflurfin by FR0ST513 May 17, 2009

Smuggles 

A word that Jeremiah may never know, because Varrah won't tell him ;)
I need some smuggles!
Smuggles by Varrah September 6, 2004

Give me snurgles 

Keegan, will you marry me? I really fucking love you and i want you to be mine forever. Also give me snurgles... forever
Give me snurgles keegan, goshdammit.